Buy Your Call-Girls at McDonald's

Excessive Makeup / Skin Tight Clothing / Mini Skirts / Over Exposed

Advertising stops for nothing.
So is true, at my local McDonald's. I'm going to McDonald's. Humm, let's now ask ourselves, why? Is it the fast service, the smiling face of the employee? Maybe it's the world famous French fries? No, I enjoy a quick Happy Meal on a fast paced day. The Happy Meal, aka Business Bite (now that I've said it, keep your eye out for it). Small burger, small fries, small drink, the toy, napkin if your lucky, and a nice little box or bag to keep everthing tidy before my next client meetings at Starbucks (that's another episode). Now; That hit the spot!

What in the world (#%$) is this? I always say "Girl" when asked by the McDonald's employee "for a boy or girl?" But, I don't remember saying anything about a "call girl!"

McDonald's grip on our youngest generation is a bit curt in tact if you ask me (Americas Marketing Critic). And it's even more important that we recognize how today's dominant advertisers do real damage to the target market; next generation; children 3 and over. If fact, one doesn't have to be a Rocket Scientist or Nobel Peace Prize recipient to see what's going on here. That is unless you simply shove the Happy Meal in your screaming kids face, so she or he will sit down, shut-up; so you can drive, figure out how you'll be paying the next mortgage payment before foreclosure or maybe pay your rent before the 3rd of the month this time. And, make sure the check doesn't bounce!

McDonald's Happy Meal Toy
my scene #7

Here's "My Scene" a McDonald's "Happy Meal" toy for girls ages 3 and over; sex dished to children (prey). Do you see any similarities between a "call girl" and this Happy Meal Toy for girls ages 3 and over? In fairness and with respect to the Ronald, McDonald's released the following information on March 15, 2006: "From Fashionable and Nostalgic to High-Tech and New Age, McDonald?s? Happy Meals and
Mighty Kids Meals Offer Something for Everyone"

News Flash!
What? It's like this... when you display bright colored objects with moving parts to children, they begin to enjoy them. The right brain of creativity, kicks into high-gear like a dry sponge does to water (sucks it right in). Add sound and it's over-with. But please, McDonald's, don't add sound to the call girls!

You decide. Here's ITV's "The Secret Diary of a Call Girl"; sex dished to adults consumers.


Perhaps McDonald's knows that there are currently 17,700,000 results for "call girl" at Google? I'm betting against that. However, it is my opinion that McDonald's should consider adding some dignity (clothing) to toys they put in Happy Meals, and parents should keep a close eye on the toys/characters children admire.

Reference these Mom's and Bloggers who have similar opinions;

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I am a Oevae Marketing Consultant and this is my personal opinion.

About the Author: Gibron T. Williams is the owner of Oevae Marketing Consultants. Oevae is a renowned SEO; search engine optimization and brand marketing firm located in McKinney, Texas. Oevae prides itself on providing customized search engine optimization, web design, logo design, wallet brochures, domain registration, web hosting, and email services. We look forward to helping you with your internet marketing, and SEO success.

Marketing foreclosure d'oh.

Is foreclosure heavy on greed and marketing, or that of the consumer, butcher, banker, and the candle stick maker?

Or, Is it how well the homes were marketed before this landslide/busted bubble of emotions over foreclosure? There weren't too many people living in America who didn't watch TV, listen to the radio, or open either mailbox without some Realtor, mortgage company, builder, Home Improvement, Flip This House - marketing - face up!

Let's call A Spade a Spade; without supply and demand , you don't need workers because you won't have a country, TV, radio, email, blog or game room card table.

Foreclosure is the New Black for Realtors. (Is that Politically correct?) No pun intended Obama! And, with all things, we must adapt to new horizons. It's great to have individuals dedicated to the true meaning of love. It's when we have the wrong definition of love is where we find the seed of foreclosure in America.

There are Americans on every block panting to have what the most powerful people in America have or can get at the stroke of a Mont Blanc, or sending of an gmail. If you love a country, you will work yourself to death to do what it takes to help America survive and even thrive. But, when your meaning of love is skewed, you will do everything, and kill to have what you want, get what you need. Who are the strongest people in America? This is where we should begin rebuilding our country. By coming together as 1 body, not 1 dollar.

Hey you over there, yeah you who works hard everyday and spends $190 on steaks because you don't have to count pennies for gas anymore or wait with that chic that smells bad every morning at the bus stop, do you! No, you can sit in your office and spend millions on golf trips (wink-wink) and million dollar sports cars. You've got it made. Your life is nsync. More like inxs buddy.

Why not start using that doe for building educated communities, with schools where every student gets a book. After school care, and maybe shoot a few bucks over to the battered wives association of America. Lets spend some dollars on how to produce high quality families/communities inside and outside the church, but not without the principles found in Bible.

As Americas Marketing Critic, I believe that advertising for the housing market trumped expectations, and made millionaires , and thousand'aires in America. People would chant, "I want to be like Donald Trump, he came back for foreclosure, right?" Each man wanting to be the king of his domain, or at least look like the Jones'.

So there we have it; marketing forces action, action causes results, and results, this time it came down on our own heads. That's plain foolish. That is unless, you have a big supply with no demand. You need some good marketing to sell your stuff, so you can continue to charge your credit card for those $190 steaks. Your marketing should accomplish your goal, at least get close, and measure the value of your product, service, or offer. When your marketing is properly managed, you will know in advance (forecast) the outcome. This didn't happen with the housing advertising. No, it was "Why, rent when you can own?" and "If you're renting, you're wasting your money." What advertisers didn't say was, "If you don't make the payments, the bubble which we live will burst." No advertising told Americans; "Support our American, dream, pay you Lien."

Anybody got any money? Don't ask an American, get your own. We don't pull together. Who wants too. That means getting out of our comfort zone, park the SUV, put down the cell phone, meet some new people other than our own race, then doing what we don't want to do. It's far too easy to complain and think of ways to boost cable or escape reality with a Coke and a smile.

We couldn't afford the house in the first place. Just like we didn't think a burger had a King. Wake up America, you're on your own.


About the Author: Gibron T. Williams founder of Oevae Marketing Consultants. Oevae is a renowned SEO; search engine optimization and brand marketing firm located in McKinney, Texas. Oevae prides itself on providing customized search engine optimization, web design, logo design, wallet brochures, domain registration, web hosting, and email services. We look forward to helping you with your internet marketing, and SEO success.